Tease your hair, ladies, and get your MC Hammer pants out of the closet, guys, because the '80s are back (in the news)

It's like the '80s are back, alive and well, and living inside This is life. And, here I am, breaking the relationship news you would have craved had these people actually stayed famous, and not strayed to do Disney soundtracks. But you still care, because Phil Collins, back in the day, was actually OK. You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.

Then Disney called, and he lost all coolness points.

What I'm getting at: Phil Collins is separating from his wife.

I'll allow you a few moments to compose yourselves. ("God! The whole sanctity of marriage is shattered, life is meaningless -- and you're no son, you're no son of miiiiiiine."

Scratch that last part.

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