Here comes Peter Cottontail, lumbering down the Bunny Trail, hippity hoppity, someone give this guy a carrot

For the love of all things holy, that is a giant rabbit.

And don't get any ideas, guys, because Guiness Book of World Records is no longer accepting entries for "world's biggest animal." Apparently people were making their animals binge. Dang. That is a big bunny. That's like the size of an animal you'd get at the fair from boyfriend when you were 16, as he tried to show off by knocking over cans with an oversized baseball. Only that bunny'd be fake. Of course.

Dang. That thing is big.