Pearl Jam's back

Hey, 1990s. Your band's back. Pearl Jam.

I may get hate mail and unfriendly stares from people, but I am indifferent to this news. Sure, they're a good band, blah, blah, blah, Seattle, grunge rock, 1990s, flannel, curly hair. I get it.

I do hope the album doesn't suck, just because Dave won't stop crying if it does. Either that, or he'll never admit it, and stick the CD on the window sill and never listen to it, but never sell it back out of pride.

Ha.

(Confession: I am the same way with "Cold Spring Harbor," Billy Joel's album that was recorded on the wrong speed, so Billy sounds like a Chipmunk. I will never let go of that CD, though I won't ever listen to it again.)

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