Another reason to live

Nick Lachey, who the Fox Valley voted sucks/lame a few weeks ago, is about to make our lives a lot more bearable.

And, of course, that's because he's about to give us a reason to make fun of him. Again. That's right. Everyone's favorite Cincinnatian is about to star -- gulp -- in a sitcom. Oh, god.

Wait, it gets worse. I mean, better.

He's going to play a bachelor.

It's called "He Said/She Said."

It's going to be on the network CW, the new WB/UPN combo.

Sometimes, it's awesome not to have cable. This time, though, it's actually a bad thing. I want to watch this trainwreck of awkward performances. Please, please. Let me be rich, just this once, man.