Teaching Wisconsin to speak

Or, rather, teaching TV newscasters in Wisconsin to speak.

Or should I say "Wisgonsin."

NBC 26, one of the least exciting newscasts I've ever seen (and keep in mind, I'm from Northwest Ohio, where we watched Indiana news. It's BAD), can't seem to get it right. Do you eat "gake"? Do you have pipes made of "gopper"? Do you eat "garrots"?

NO. SO STOP SAYING "WISGONSIN." It doesn't sound educated. It sounds like you have a stuffy nose.

TV news = bad times. Having one channel = grazy bad newsgasters.