SOMEONE ALERT HOLLYWOOD ASAP

TWO BLACK HOLES ARE GOING TO CRASH INTO EACH OTHER!!! (Yes, three exclamation points.) SOMEONE CALL BRUCE WILLIS!!! GATHER THE GANG OF UNQUALIFIED MEN!!! SAVE US ALL!!!

It's amazing. All this interstellar activity, and I still have laundry to do, I still have to go to work tomorrow, and there's still nothing to eat here. The dog across the hall is still barking, and the kid is still crying.

And I suspect it's going to stay like that regardless of any two black holes crashing into each other. However, if these are the last few nights we have on earth, then I'm going to be angry that I spent it doing nothing (but blogging). Dang.