Just a little update, because I know you lost sleep over it.

Bring it on, summer.

I have a swimming suit. And I felt so strongly about my good fortune that I'm not only sharing it on my blog, I'm sharing it in next Sunday's column. My good fortune. Not the swimming suit. No, I'm not sharing that. But it's pretty. It's green and black. It's not scandalous. It's not too nunnish. It's ... it's ... the perfect suit.

And, at the very least, it means I don't have to go swimming suit shopping for at least two years. THANK GOD.

(Photo: time.com)