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Who is that man, you ask. Before you call him handsome or dashing, let me ruin the moment for you and tell you it's Britney's K-Fed, everyone's favorite ... uh, rookie of the year. He's in Us, and boy is he charming or what?!

"It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit," he says. Yeah, dammit.

Word, K-Fed. Word to your mother.