I'm social. Just not with a lot of real, 3-D people.

"I wish I could stay home and read," he said.

"Me too."

"I like reading. And I'm so close to finishing this book. It's like I don't want to sleep because I want to finish it so bad."

"I do that too. But with people," I said. "Is it bad that sometimes when people are talking to me all I can think about is the book I'd rather be reading?"

"I don't know ..."

"Because I'm like that a lot. Like, most times."

Oh.