How I knew I was destined for a great Fourth

"I don't have to work tomorrow, Mr. Big!" I said out loud. Enthusiastically. To my dog. Punctuated with a "wooo hoo!" "Let's go lay on the couch and watch a movie!" And he sat down by the back door like, "Woman. Seriously. I got outta my warm cardboard box to come live THIS life? I want to see my lawyer."

And now I'm verbalizing what I think the dog is saying. Dear God, someone help me.