Oh, Mom

Springtime fun:

"Ooh! We got a few bushes and we bought a patio table and chairs and a grill," I told my mom on the phone.

"Oh? Cool!"

"Yeah. Now we're broke."

"At least you look good."

"Yeah, that's what we said. When they come to foreclose on our house someday, we'll at least LOOK like we've been payin' the mortgage," I said.

"I raised you right."