I didn't even get a chain e-mail

"Wow, I've been so out of touch since last Wednesday," I thought when I logged onto my e-mail account. "I haven't even checked my e-mail since then. Whoa."

Alas, the most exciting e-mail I got wasn't even really intended for me.

"****DOES SHE THINK YOU NEED HELP IN BED*****?" Highlighted in yellow. Text in red. Stars on both ends. In case the all-capital letters didn't stand out enough for ya.

Decidedly, I'm not the target audience on that one.