In my head, I made a lot more sense than I did aloud

"Ugh, I'm so tired. My back hurts."

"YOUR back hurts? You're tired? I carried around a fetus all day!"

"Wha?"

"Yeah! YOU try being pregnant!"

And I'm not even really "showing." Dave's probably got an escape plan for months seven to nine. Sucks to be Dave. I'll track him down. He won't get far.

Written Oct. 29