Yawwwn, my life's one big trainwreck of boring

But who cares, because I'm exhausted.

And I don't mean "Oh, pooh, so tired." I mean I tried to blog yesterday at 8 p.m., sitting the computer on my lap. Thinking, yawn, thinking about something to write, I closed my eyes for a second.

I woke up at midnight, ate some toast, then slept til 7 a.m.

And woke up again, tired.

"You slept too long," you say.

"You should turn off the lights and let a woman sleep," I say.