I'm working my way back to $600

"Hello?"

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, ha, I'm making us money!" I said, signing myself out of his e-mail account as he interrupted.

"I just got this email from Craigslist and ..."

"Yeah, I posted some stuff and five minutes later, some guy already bought two DVDs!"

"And -"

"And I used your e-mail account. I was going to ask you first but I figured you'd talk me out of it and I hate dealing with people so I thought you should."

"Oh, ha ha, I see."

"And I canceled my magazine subscription, so I get $12 back."

"Wow."

"So I just made $24 an hour. I don't see you making $24 an hour."

"Keep it up for a year and --"

"I can quit my real job? OK, come here, Mr. Big, I need to take your picture to sell you online."