I'm so sure

When I was a child care teacher, when one kid got pink eye, everyone panicked, grabbing toys and jumping out windows. Or something like that. Maybe my memory's a little off. Maybe we just freaked out and cleaned all the toys in bleach and sent kids home and washed our hands 'til they were chapped.

And now, my dog has it.

Yeah, my dog has pink eye.

Dave sent me a photo on my phone of him on the exam table this morning, and tonight when I came home I found Big's tube of cream that I'm supposed to rub over his eye at 10 p.m. I look forward to that intimate moment.

I mean, what's this? Pink eye? In a dog? How does that work?