Ooh, snap

There we were, driving through Chicago, when Roosevelt University had some ad on the radio.

Someone looking for a new life calls an operator. She tells him all about Roosevelt. He asks more questions, she gets grumpy. He questions her demeanor. She says something like "Forgive me, I'm stuck in a cubicle in Oshkosh."

Hey, wait a minute. I think we've just been spurned.